Pranks and Gag Gifts

Welcome to Pranks and Gag Gifts. This guide was created to assist pranksters in executing the perfect gag of all time. The particular pranks we have selected to showcase are the fake vomit gag, all-time classic fake lottery ticket prank, plus fake bullet hole stickers.

FAKE VOMIT
There are a few different schools of thought on just how far you take this gag. Some people suggest making up a concoction of flower and water, adding pieces of meat, then allowing it to age for a week before using it. However I think this approach goes beyond a gag - strictly speaking we define a gag as something that causes no harm, perhaps which gets the intended victim excited about nothing, however it is important no damage is done. If you use an overly authentic vomit like substance, you can hardly call it fake. This is the reason why we strongly recommend using a fake vomit available from a prank store.

Once you have a suitable fake vomit (usually manufactured from a plastic substance), you are to use it in a variety of ways, including:

- using it to reserve a seat on a bus or a plane. You can be sure people will avoid sitting in it after glancing at the mess
- in sinks
- on the floor, next to the toilet (whoops, I missed)
- on someone's pillow, next to their head while they are sleeping. Once they wake up they will hopefully roll into it
- on your plate in a restaurant, after eating a mediocre meal
- in your home around corners of your hallway. That way, people walking into say their bedroom or the bathroom will walk around the corner and step squarely into it.

FAKE LOTTERY TICKETS
A particularly classic way to make someone look awfully stupid. Perfect if you want to boost someone up, way up and then drop them like a sack of cement. Fake lottery tickets are your ideal tool. Each ticket is guaranteed to win a cool $10,000. Watch your victim as they thank you for the thoughtful gift, and then find a coin and start scratching. As they scratch the last panel off the ticket revealing they are a winner you could see any range of expressions on their face. Ideally they start jumping around and yelling at the top of their voice 'I WON! I WON!' and generally carrying on.

Once they've had about 10 minutes of this excitement and have called their closest friends to share the news about their windfall, you can quietly ask them where they need to take the ticket to redeem it. Watch their face and dreams of newfound wealth drop when they read the back panel... priceless!

FAKE BULLET HOLE STICKERS
These stickers have a huge range of uses, however as with many practical jokes, your timing is critical. These are used simply by peeling the transparent sticker off its backing and placing on any (preferably) glass surface, such as car our house windows.

We personally recommend waiting until dusk before alerting your intended victim that you think their car has been shot at. They will run (cautiously) out of the house and peer at the car from a safe distance. Given the light will be relatively poor, the hole will look particularly authentic.

Another suggested use if you want to go to the trouble, is to get a piece of black paper and cutout round pieces of it to fit within the bullet 'hole' area of the sticker. The black paper will fit nicely in the center of the hole, making it look like the bullet has gone straight through say, the side of someone's car. Once adapted, these fake bullet hole stickers can be used for many more applications.

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